Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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