Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
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