Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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