At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I want her autograph on my taint
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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