butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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