I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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