I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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