So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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