Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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