It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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