But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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