Your face is a jimmy john
Your tits are I can't wait for
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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