that's an acceptable place to lick
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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