nut hugger
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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