I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I just cut my nipple shaving
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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