I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
