i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I am mentally ready for anal.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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