I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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