just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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