I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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