WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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