Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
