how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
