She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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