Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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