is wine microwaveable?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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