Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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