tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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