i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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