R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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