wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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