Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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