ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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