So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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