Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
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