is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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