Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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