He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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