It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
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