What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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