It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
