Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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