you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Randomize
