if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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