i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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