I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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