He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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