I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
