Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
