your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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